Sunday, January 18, 2015

Mario Microland

Super Mario Microland is a collection of figures and compatible playsets distributed by Jakks Pacific. The figures are made of a medium-hard plastic, common to a wide variety of action figures. They are quite tiny, ranging in size from .75 to 1.5 inches tall. Primarily, the figures are available in straightforward packs of three.   Series 1 was released in 2014, and Series 2 came out in 2015. Six packs were made for Series 1 (with two duplicate figures), and six packs were made for Series 2 (with no duplicates).  In these photos, I have kept the figures together in their 3-pack groupings.

Series 1
Mario + Goomba + Luigi

Koopa Troopa + Bowser + Toad

Yoshi + Princess Peach + Bob-omb

Koopa Troopa + Flying Squirrel Mario + Nabbit

Flying Squirrel Toad and Luigi + Bob-omb

Fire Mario + Bowser Jr. + Bullet Bill

Series 2
Dry Bones + Boo + Fire Luigi

Red Toad + Sumo Bro + Lakitu

Magikoopa + Propeller Mario + Buzzy Beetle

Larry Koopa + Penguin Luigi + Red Koopa Troopa

Penguin Mario + Morton Koopa + Cheep Cheep

Boom Boom + Hammer Bro + Ice Mario

I'm disappointed that Jakks put two duplicate figures in Series 1. The franchise has such a ridiculous number of characters.  There are so many different colored versions of Yoshi and Toad alone, that doubling-up on figures should never, ever happen.  Perhaps they've realized this shortcoming, since Series 2 contained no duplicates.  One other thing I found odd was that the design of the Penguin Mario was styled differently than all the other Mario and Luigi sculpts, somewhat disrupting the consistency of the series.

In addition to the figure packs, Jakks has made eight Microland playsets. Each playset consists of three connectable pieces of "land" with defining features (trees, rocks, slides, etc) particular to that terrain. Each playset can interconnect with the other playsets, increasing the size of the landscape. All playsets come with at least one figure -- almost always a duplicate from the 3-packs. However, there are two exceptions yielding two more unique figures: Monty Mole and a Huckit Crab.

Above all, I hope Jakks continues the line and produces many more characters -- especially an Ice Luigi and Propeller Luigi, simply because Mario is currently left without his brother in these versions. I would really like to see the other five Koopalings for the same reason.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Slugterra

These figures are made by Jakks Pacific and range in height from 1.5 to 2 inches -- the perfect minifigure size.  They come in packs of two.  So far, a total of 17 different pairs have been released within various waves (which came to different retailers).  In other international markets, some of these figures were also available within single carded-packs or single blind-packs.

The characters are based on the Slugterra TV and movie franchise.  Slugterra first aired in 2012 and has been on for three seasons.  Additionally, two feature-length animated films have been made.

The Slugterra figures also made their toystore debut in 2012, and new characters have slowly been appearing since then.  I have them pictured here as their original 2-pack pairs:

Burpy v1 + Joules (wave 1)

Goober + Banger (wave 1)

Rocky + Buzzsaw (wave 1)

Spinner + Bludgeon (wave 1 and 2)

Doc + Stinky (wave 1 and 2)

Chiller + Grimmstone (wave 2)

Bolo + Spooker (wave 2)

Burpy v1 (again) + Bugsy (wave 2)

Mucky + Flaringo (wave 3)

Suds + Glimmer (wave 3)

Burpy v2 + Stunts (wave 3)

Tangles + Mo (wave 3)

Bluster + Hop Jack (wave 3 and 4)

Xmitter + Bludgeon v2 (wave 4)

Goon Doc + Forgesmelter (wave 4)

Chiller v2 + Fire Elemental (wave 4)

Burpy v3 + Thugglet (wave 4)

As you can see, Burpy is the superstar slug of the show.  He has been made in three versions and appears in four different packs.  Overall, with 17 different packs, we get 33 different figures.

But wait -- there's more.

Toys R Us -- who skipped carrying both wave 2 and wave 3 -- steps back in and releases an additional six variant figures.  But not without a catch. You have to buy two different 10-packs to get these six exclusive figures. So that's another 14 forced-duplicates you end up with just to get the six barely-changed "guardian" slugs.

"Guardian" Bludgeon + Joules + Stinky


"Guardian" Doc + Rocky + Chiller


In all, we end up with 33 unique figures (representing 28 characters), 6 more variants, plus a bunch of duplicates.  Jakks might as well have just put them all in blind-bags.  The most disappointing thing is not the duplicates or the barely-changed variants, but the fact that Jakks Pacific has not taken advantage of their license-agreement and made a crazy, insane bunch of figures.

Wikipedia alone list more than 90 different slugs identified specifically in the TV show!  There's a whole lot of cool names and interesting characters that could (and should) be made into figures.  As far as I know, the toyline is still active.

All I'm saying is -- Jakks get on it -- make MORE slugs.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Despicable Minions #1

The biggest toy industry news of 2013 was Lego overtaking Hasbro in sales to become the 2nd biggest toy company in the world.  The biggest toy industry news of 2014 was Mattel's purchase of Mega Brands (which includes Mega Bloks), giving the top toy company a distinct advantage in competing with Lego's dominance in construction toys.  The acquisition cost Mattel $460 million.

The result for a Mega Bloks fan like me was the introduction of two new lines and a greater focus on minifigure-driven sets.  Finally, the brick-building system takes a backseat to the overwhelming popularity of the figures.  While I will have to explore the Spongebob Squarepants Mega Bloks figures another time, I would like to first take a look at the newest of the new: Despicable Me.

Riding on the success of Despicable Me (2010) and Despicable Me 2 (2013), a spin-off prequel is set to open in theaters on July 10th of this year.  The film will simply be called Minions, and it will detail the origin of these little, yellow henchmen.  Already adding to the mounting minion madness are these brand new Mega Bloks minifigures available in a blind-box series of six, plus another twelve exclusive to seven unique construction sets.

Blind-Box: Common, Common, Common

Blind-Box: Rare, Ultra-rare, Rare

Fire Rescue (Set 94816)

El Macho's Lab x2 (94812) plus Dance Party (94808)

Jelly Lab (94811) plus Minion Mobile (94813)

Beach Day (94815) plus Beach Party (94809)

El Macho's Lab x2 plus Blind-Box Ultra-rare


Despicable Me 2015 Mega Bloks sets:

94800 -- Blind-Box Series (6 figures)
94808 -- Dance Party (1 figure)
94809 -- Beach Party (1 figure)
94811 -- Jelly Lab (1 figure)
94812 -- El Macho's Lab (1 figure)
94813 -- Minion Mobile (2 figures)
94815 -- Beach Day (3 figures)
94816 -- Fire Rescue (3 figures)

Total figures: 18

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Bungees

Bungees are a collectible toy made by Magic Box International and distributed in the US by Jazwares.  Prior to their US release, they were distributed in the UK (and perhaps elsewhere) as blind-bagged impulse toys.  Inexplicably, Jazwares turned what would have been a rather simple and straightforward collectible toyline into a convoluted (and quite expensive) competitive game.


The Bungees themselves are 1.25-inch figures made of a bouncy (but not squishy) rubber.  They have bold and relatively simple paint applications, and magnets embedded into their undersides.   These magnets allow them to stick to either character cards that have embedded metal (exactly like Bakugan cards by Spin Master) or metal discs (exactly like Marvel Slingers by Upper Deck). The Bungees in the UK come with only the cards, whereas the US versions come with both the cards and the discs.

The UK Bungees collection (which I do not have) consists of 48 uniquely sculpted figures with two versions each.  That's 96 figures.  All available in single blind-bags.

The US Bungees collection is a bit more confusing.  It seems to consist of 42 figures.  Some figures are available only in single blind-bags, some only in visible single packs, some only in visible double packs, some in both the blind-bags and the visible single packs, and some in one of two playsets.

To get the 42 figures, you have to buy all these things.

The inconsistencies and unexplained elements do not stop there.  All of the cardbacks for the visible packs show the ten "crews" of four figures each.  Plus there is a image indicating the existence of two additional "mystery figures" which are not shown.  However, when you look at the checklist included inside of every pack, you learn the names of the two "mystery figures" (Samos and Peltast), plus you see both images and names for another two characters that were not on the cardbacks (Naxos and Pheaton).  Nothing is explained indicating the significance of these two characters or how to find their figures.  Until I learn otherwise, I am going to consider the inclusion of these two characters on the checklist an error -- a huge, sloppy oversight -- and not include them as part of the set.

We know that the US set is 42 figures (with the very slight possibility that it is actually 44).  Now, look on each of the character cards and you see them numbered 1/96, 2/96, etc.  So here is some confusing information seeming to suggest that there is (or was) some intention to make a total of 96 characters (like the UK set). We can only guess. It also doesn't help that these cards aren't numbered in any logical way as pertaining to the crews. For example, the four Bungees that make up the Omega crew have cards numbered 3, 11, 19, and 27.

As I have mentioned, in order to collect the figures, you are also -- by default -- collecting the character cards and the metal character discs.  Each figure comes with one card.  The blind-bagged figures come with one disc. The visible 1-packs and 2-packs come with two discs per figure.  It makes no sense. It's never explained why you sometimes get two discs instead of one.

Now get this.  I assume that part of their high price (around $5 per figure) has to do with their over-sized packaging and, of course, the inclusion of the cards and the discs.  Fine.  At least this means that once you've collected all the figures, you will also have a complete collection of cards and a complete collection of discs.  Not the case at all.  One of the two playsets -- that you have to buy in order to get all the figures -- does not even come with cards or disks. A truly frustrating degree of inconsistency.  Collecting all the figures -- buying all their ridiculous package types and playsets -- does not even get you a full set of card and a full set of discs. You're left with 42 figures, 38 cards, and 38 discs -- some with duplicate discs!

The gameplay itself is too absurd to even get into.  Basically, you flick the figures at cards. You flick the figures at discs.  You flick the figures at a game board.  You flick the figure at a "Flick Master Arena."  You add up some numbers on the back of the card, the back of the disc, the side of the disc, and the bottom of the figure.  And you go crazy.

At the end of the day, you just have to consider the 42 figures on their own.  Which, I bet, is exactly what Magic Box International intended before Jazwares got ahold of their toyline and completely screwed with it. Forget all these silly games, cards, and discs. All that's left are the figures.  Do they look cool and do they fit together nicely as a collection?

So -- without further ado -- here are the 42 Bungees photographed in their respective crews:

1. Helios Crew
available only in 2-packs
Electron, Flux, Hyperion, and Hesiod


2. Polaris Crew
available only in 2-packs
Nova, Lunar, Comet, and Blitzar


3. Volcanus Crew
available only in 1-packs
Limu, Phreatic, Pelean, and Plinian


4. Teguminis Crew
available in blind-bags and 1-packs
Lorica, Cuirras, Bevor, and Laminar


5. Gamma Crew
available only in blind-bags
Cyclone, Bric, Maquette, and Copses


6. Omega Crew
available only in blind-bags
Corfu, Psili, Chios, and Hydra


7. Sigma Crew
available only in 2-packs
Vector, Locus, Xor, and Fulcram


8. Omicron Crew
available only in 2-packs
Trident, Xystan, Sabot, and Kontos



9. Ronin Crew
two available in one playset, two available in the other
Spore, Soot, Maar, and Magmatic


10. Mercs Crew
two available in one playset, two available in the other
Sol, Trema, Orbit, and Gladius


"Mystery Figures"
available in 1-packs and blind-bags
Samos and Peltast


The inconsistencies continue.  Not only are both the Ronin Crew and the Mercs Crew illogically split among the two playsets, they also disrupt the color-consistency created by all the other crews.  If they had divided them up differently there would have been a full silver crew and a full gold crew -- with one single color -- just like every other crew.  Instead we have these two weird mixed crews.

The checklist also designates half of the crews as "North Crews" and half of them as "South Crews." Absolutely no explanation is given as to what this distinction means.  Are the North Crews in conflict with the South Crews?  Is there some map of some kind of Bungeeland that we should know about?

That brings me to another weird thing.  On the checklist there is a very unusual backstory.  I kid you not, this is verbatim:

"Millions of years ago, an asteroid hit the earth in the area of the Yucatan Peninsula, in Mexico.  This event sparked the extinction of the dinosaurs, an ice age, and changed the course of world history.  From the moment the asteroid, laden with organisms from another universe, struck the earth, shockwaves shook the planet's core.  This momentous impact caused a parallel evolution beneath the earth's crust ...and the Bungees were born."

What does this have to do with cards and metal discs?  

Every aspect of this toyline seems to be ridiculous.  Even their name needs improvement.  You have to make the name of your toyline stand out, especially in internet searches.  A search for "bungees" returns every possible type of bungee cord -- and nothing to do with this toyline.  "Bungeez" would have solved that problem easily.  

So will we see Series 2?  

The initial UK series featured more than twice as many figures as the US series, and the UK is now on an entirely new blind-bagged second series.  So, enough sculpts already exist to fuel at least three more US-sized series. 

Despite this fact, I'd say there is probably a 99% chance that we will never see a Series 2 in the US. At least not as long as Jazwares is in charge. 

Because of their convoluted packaging, confusing checklist, ridiculous gameplay, and high price-tag, they just aren't moving off the shelves. People may want to collect the figures -- but they do not want to jump through so may hoops to do so.  You have to determine what package types are required to buy each figure.  Then you have to deal with the inflated costs brought on by the excessive packaging and the associated nonsense of the cards, the discs, and the playsets.

If Magic Box International had stuck with straightforward blind-bag collections (like they had with their enormously successful Gogo's Crazy Bones), I think we may have had something worthwhile with the Bungees.  But, as is, I'm led to conclude that this toyline is pretty much a failure. 

Monday, January 5, 2015

Imaginext Ion Aliens

The Ion Aliens are these colorful 3-inch figures made for the Imaginext toyline by Fisher Price. They're available exclusively within an equal number of playsets and vehicles.  The toyline also features a few human astronaut-fighters, which are far less interesting.

So far, seven alien figures have been produced (in five sculpts).  This 2013-2014 series differs from any prior Imaginext aliens by the fact that they each have only one eyeball.  I assume this is what makes them "Ion" aliens, as in "I've got my Ion you."  Haha.  This is not part of the copy or anything, just the toy-logic I have drawn.

the five sculpts

the three variants

insect guy, tentacle guy, fish guy

alien leader with his pet alien (on the head of a human)

the three weapons that come with Ion Aliens

I hope we see even more varieties of Ion Aliens in 2015.  I really wish Imaginext would make a few 2-packs of these aliens (if only color variants) to supplement those which come with the vehicles and playsets.  Imaginext makes such 2-figure packs with all their other lines.  As I've mentioned, each of these aliens were only available within their respective playset.  While, in general, I don't mind buying the playsets just to get the figures -- it would be nice have a sense of reducing the overall cost per figure if we could add a few directly through 2-packs.  Plus, it would allow kids and collectors to build a substantial alien army to really take on those pesky humans.

Thursday, January 1, 2015